Catlopnik, you say?

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3) 08/04/2016 at 20:29 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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Clearly my cat is not only the best cat, but the most Oppo cat with a name like Enzo. Enzo, FTW!

XJDano > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 20:35

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When I see or read Enzo either the car or typed name I can only think of adding “the world” after it, every time.

Enzo the world.

For Sweden > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 20:35

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Hello, do you have a moment to talk about proper timing advance?

E90M3 > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 20:36

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Get another cat and name him/her Ferruccio.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden 08/04/2016 at 20:38

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Do to have a moment to talk about your auto lord and savior ..Miata.

yamahog > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 20:41

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“Most Oppo name, my fluffy little ass!” -Zora

Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog 08/04/2016 at 20:50

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I’d be willing to concede to a tie, but Enzo is a born and bred Texan, with an ego to match (the spoiled little bastard). =^_^=

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 20:50

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Unfortunately I’m a wrestling fan, so I now associate the name less with Enzo Ferrari and more with Enzo Amore.

I think my cat has the most Kotaku name: Junpei. Named for a video game character and a totally separate anime character.

Xyl0c41n3 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/04/2016 at 20:51

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D’awwww. Tabby stripes are the best things ever. :)

StoneCold > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/04/2016 at 21:00

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...I’m still slightly upset that the announced sequel never happened, but the author went/is going through some tough health issues :/

Your boy, BJR > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 21:14

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My gf’s parents Chihuahua/pug mix has that same collar.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 21:21

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Fight me m8. I have The Owen Cat. I’ve hand raised her since she was 3 days old. She has effective dominion over the house and I can’t help but love her.

sonicgabe > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 21:25

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Turbo FTW.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 21:29

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Your cat is lovely and all, but that prisma is bloody terrifying. Looks like he’s seen some shit.

shop-teacher > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 21:45

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My cat is named after the contents of “The drawer of Jeremy,” Hammer.

Xyl0c41n3 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 08/04/2016 at 21:50

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I think he spotted a bug on the wall. Sometimes junebugs get in. But honestly, sometimes he stares at random points in space with such determination when there's nothing there, which is kinda creepy.

Xyl0c41n3 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 08/04/2016 at 21:55

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Wot m8? I will fight you!

I adopted Enzo when he was already a big kitten. But look how cute he was!

He’s... ahem... fluffier now, and even more adorbs.

And like yours does, my kitty cat rules the house, too. Though I've recently taught him how to sit on command. :D

yamahog > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 22:00

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“heh, what a weirdo,” I think to myself, smugly

*turns head*

*dog is licking the bars of his crate*

JeepJeremy > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 22:14

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Jasper is cool

Xyl0c41n3 > JeepJeremy 08/04/2016 at 22:18

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Hi Jasper!!!!

*scritches Jasper behind the ears*

JeepJeremy > Xyl0c41n3 08/04/2016 at 22:20

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He'd like that! He's a good dude